white guy vs black guy

A lot of people have asked me for details of the fight in A New Low, the one in which an afro'd black male smashes some white boyz head into a parked car...

Who was it?
What happened?
When was this?
Where was this?
Why were they fighting?

Honestly, I don't know all the details myself. I was at a "Fuck Those Dudes" anti-X Games party in Philly. People were drunk, and those two people decided to go outside and bleed on each other. That's all I know.

Typically, this is where the concerned inquiry shifts from "who, what, when, where and why??" to "wait...'anti-X Games'?? I thought you were a skateboarder??" This is always difficult for me to explain without going on a cynical tangent, or lecturing them on why it upsets me to see shitty corporations urinating logos all over something that I truly love.

...luckily, I no longer have to. Dave Carnie just posted an article on Jackass World that he'd originally written for Big Brother in 2002, explaining (in greater detail than I could ever give) why the X Games suck, the story behind "Fuck Those Dudes," the event itself...and even makes a brief mention of (but offers no further insight on) the same fight so many of you have seen in A New Low.

It's a good read, quite funny and has a fine assortment of Carnie-isms...particularly "switch-rad," which I'm surprised never caught on, and consequently, I'm stealing for my own use. Fuck that dude.

http://www.jackassworld.com/blog/2008/08/01/xgames-fuck-those-dudes

Denim Dudes

Lace up your Miss Piggy slippers, grab a hearty bowl of unseasoned croutons, fall into your favorite beanbag chair and enjoy a round or three of "Denim Dudes" from the upcoming, and most delayed DVD of all time, A New Low 2!

Wil vs Car

God, I hate Wil. I've tried killing him so many times over the years, but this is probably the closest I've come. I still think if Gay Andy stuck to our original plan and backed into him--it would've done the trick.

Cal vs Dog Poo

Here's an old clip from A New Low (which you can now get for a measly $12 by clicking the banner to the right) proving once again--we're not willing to let a good turd go to waste.

So pour yourself a thick, creamy glass of chocolate milk and enjoy!

Rejected Dudes

Roommate Dudes was removed from YouTube after just over 24 hours due to inappropriate content. What's so inappropriate about it? The fact that it shows two guys in the bathroom together? Now, the bigotry over at YouTube is what I find inappropriate. Homophobia is at an all-time high, folks, and pretty soon YouTube is going to round up 6 million gay men and women imprison them in camps and gas them to death.

DOWN WITH YOUTUBE!

ALL HAIL COLLEGEHUMOR.COM!

Roommate Dudes

This l’il nugget of shit is the surprise video I unveiled after Bella Morte’s performance at The Haunt in Ithaca, NY two weeks ago. All you out-of-towners that couldn’t make it up to the show (and all you local shitbags that sat around grinding your pud into the carpet instead of going out) can finally see what all the fuss was about. Enjoy...

Bella Morte - the day after.

Thanks to everyone who came out last night...I hope you enjoyed the surprise big screen presentation of the "On The Edge" music video and, of course, the premiere of "Roommate Dudes."

"Wait...premiere? Premiere of...what??"

Well, well, well...guess you should've gone, sucker!

Bella Morte @ The Haunt--TONIGHT!

$10.

Lots of good dudes. Slam dancing. Taem's tattoo.

I will be in rare form, drinking beverages and peeing live onstage.

Come out.

The infamous taint ring.

The aftermath of Pirate vs Wolfman on Planet X Episode #3:



If you're not listening to Pirate vs Wolfman by now, do yourself a favor and subscribe to it for free on iTunes, catch up on all the old episodes and anticipate the news ones. What other radio show has mayhem like this:


Make sense of it all by tuning in.

Episode #10 went up this morning, so check your iTunes or find it here.

proper McDonald's bathroom etiquette

Here's a lost clip from one of our many trips to Virginia.


Yes, A New Low...the mark of quality.

Bella Morte "On The Edge"

From Bella Morte's myspace blog:

Hey everyone! Consider this your Valentine's Day present from all of us in the band! We can't take each of you out for dinner, because there simply isn't enough time... We shot this video with director Eric Thomas Craven (the guy behind the Earth Angel video) a while back, but after his hard drive crashed we thought we'dlost everything. Well, after some major delays, Eric restored the footage and re-edited what you see here. We're proud to present... ON THE EDGE!

Pirate vs Wolfman Returns!

Finally, the conclusion to "Pirate vs Wolfman in Virginia" has hit the airwaves. Being that it was a two-parter, we left ya hangin' strictly for suspense.

Get it here on iTunes, or here not on iTunes.

Bella Morte @ The Haunt on March 9th!

I just happened upon this on their myspace profile. Had no clue.

It's on a Sunday night, $10 at the door.

Mark it in your calendars, folks!

Lock, Pog and a Few Smoking Barrels

Here's a short presentation that Taem Jones, J.Ho, Yetti and I threw together in the summer of 2005 while shooting A New Low 2. It explores the dangerous underworld of Pog, a vicious sport banned from the United States since the late 90s. Warning: this dramatization of actual recorded events is not for the faint of heart...

Lock, Pog And A Few Smoking Barrels

Love bad, Bella Morte good.

Bella Morte announced the release date for their On The Edge video, which was directed, shot and edited by yours truly. February 14th is the day, folks...exactly one year after the premiere of Earth Angel. Could this be a new Valentine's tradition? Finally, a reason to celebrate this holiday! At any rate, mark your calendars...